今天心情不好。我只有四句話想說。包括這句和前面的兩句。我的話說完了……
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「喂？」
「你好，先生。我叫ＸＸ，是ＹＹ電訊公司打來，先生你是否 ９ｘｘｘ－ｘｘｘｘ的機主？」
「係。點？」
「無，我想同你介紹一個最新的優惠計劃，月費加＄３０，就可以發一百個短訊．．（下刪字若干），你有沒有興趣？」
「哦。 對不起，沒有。」
「為什麼呀？才三毛錢一個，比你現在的便宜很多呢！」
「對不起，真的不需要。」
「真的是個好優惠，能給你省錢呢！為什麼不要呀？」
「為什麼？因為我有錢。」
「．．．」
「．．．」
三秒後電話掛斷。我到現在依然為句「我有錢」而感到興奮。
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A君年少努力，年年交足稅，30幾歲結婚夠首期買入200萬私樓，往後30年為層樓同銀行打工，利息比銀行已經有200萬，60幾歲以為可以安享晚年，但年老多病又無資格享有公共醫療福利，窮緊餘之積蓄過活，那知強制驗樓要收佢一筆驗樓費，報告說要佢座大廈要大量維修，可憐2公婆無錢維修，想賣樓又無人要，走投無路下，只好雙雙流落天涯，無家可歸．
B君讀書一般，做下散工有個臭味相投的女友一於結婚一同申請公屋，好容易比佢地分到上樓，上樓後2人無物事做一於照特首意思生3個，搵唔到野做把心一橫申請綜援，萬幾蚊不知幾好駛, 個仔近視都有配眼鏡資助，d仔大個叫佢地一個二個去申請公屋，30幾年後，層樓破舊但有政府用A君d錢同佢維修，年老多病打電話叫醫護車佢地去公立醫院睇醫生，一包二包葯比佢，慌死佢地投訴醫院，返到屋企弄孫為樂，抱孫看街景．
指著天橋下的A君說：『孫仔，比心機申請公屋呀，如果唔係你就好似呢個老人家咁X街．』
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對聯：
國興旺，家興旺，國家興旺。
你媽的，他媽的，你他媽的！
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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers' license It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex."
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